HOLY JESUS CHRIST.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP.
MY STOMACH AS DROPPED AND I HAVE DIED YOU’RE ALL WELCOME TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL
Tom Hiddleston impressions are one of my favorite things ever.
okay, I’m not one of those people who are super into any celebrities
but dat voice
WHY IS HE DOING JUNGLE BOOK. /sobbing
*whimpers* He so needs to do voices for animated movies with Ben!
my ovaries are puddles
THIS IS MAKING ME ANGRY
I SEE HOW IT WORKS AND AT THE SAME TIME I DON’T
this is hurting me
I don’t think people understand just how much these things fuck with my head
THIS PERSON’S ART SKILLS ARE AMAZING
I hope I can do this one day wowowowo
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
when i was in 5th grade i wore cross earrings all the time to keep myself safe from the devil and one day i lost one and started crying because i thought i was going to hell and now i’m a transgendered homosexual who makes jokes about hating god and worshiping satan and if thats not character development then i dont know what is